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UID:pretalx-hack-glasgow-2026-PLYJZL@pretalx.hackglasgow.live
DTSTART;TZID=GMT:20260815T153000
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DESCRIPTION:Your kingdom has a problem: the Shared Drive of Destiny is now 
 the Shared Drive of Gibberish\, the Helpdesk is on fire (metaphorically…
  probably)\, and a hooded messenger has left a ransom rune on the gates de
 manding tribute in untraceable coin. \n\nParticipants form an adventuring 
 party where fantasy classes map to real-world roles. The facilitator (Dung
 eon Master) unleashes timed encounters and injects: phishing goblins breac
 h the tavern\, the SIEM turns out to be a mimic\, the backup vault is curs
 ed\, the status page becomes prophecy\, and the Executive Dragon arrives d
 emanding “a quick update” every six minutes.\n\nPlayers must make real
  response decisions under comedic pressure\, scoping\, containment\, acces
 s lockdowns\, restoration prioritisation\, stakeholder messaging\, and exe
 cutive trade-offs\, while the dice introduce just enough chaos to feel lik
 e a real incident. No D&D experience required. Expect teamwork\, memorable
  lessons\, and a post-game debrief that turns your party’s near-misses i
 nto concrete improvements for runbooks\, escalation paths\, and resilience
  planning.
DTSTAMP:20260611T141047Z
LOCATION:Workshops
SUMMARY:Fireball Won’t Fix This - Ryan Standbridge
URL:https://pretalx.hackglasgow.live/hack-glasgow-2026/talk/PLYJZL/
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